Lauren Boebert
Age: 36
Location: Rifle, Colorado
Relationship status: It's Messy 😛
About Me
Looking for a man to keep up with me. I'm a strong, independent woman who knows what she wants, and I'm not afraid to work for it. As a former amerture stripper, and grandmother, I know a thing or two about getting my hands dirty.
Mountain Dew and vodka get my motor going, so if you want to do hand stuff in a family musical, bring a thermos.
Turn Ons: Canadian born politicians, Newport Breath, and men from Florida.
Turn Offs: Higher education, pedicured feet, and men with all their adult teeth.